Ph34r me, 4 I am l33t

Well, not quite that elite, but apparently, according to some of the ladies in my grade 10 ethics class, it would seem that the guys are trying their best to behave in my class because they are afraid I might hurt them. I, Miss Alarie, apparently instill fear of bodily harm in the hearts and minds of adolescent boys.

It is with an evil grin that I say: cool!

But honestly, why would they fear me? I am but a sweet, lovable, short-tempered and impatient highschool teacher. I have never been violent towards a student... well except that time I abruptly sat on Chris C. The twit deserved it. Anyone that annoying merits to get squashed under 175 pounds. I have his brother now, and thankfully, he isn't as bad as Chris used to be.

...heh, they fear me. PH34R M3, I say!!