Oh-Ohs (Oscar Oddities)

I watched the Academy Awards last night along with my freind Val and the comments were flying left, right and center. The show is always entertaining, at least I make it interactive, à la Rocky Horror Picture Show, by yelling my 2-cents to the TV. As a summary, I offer you my Oh-Ohs for the 2005 Oscars (in no particular order)

1) Could a plastic surgeon, or fashion designer, take care of the black sateen growth on Charlize Theron's shoulder?

2) And the award for most anorexic looking actress goes to Jessica Alba. Someone give her a bag of potato chips, please.

3) A very frumpy-looking Frances McDormand could have fixed her hair. I know we want to downplay the Oscars, but come on!

4) Wil Smith has a nice french accent.

5) Did we suddenly ban colored outfits from Hollywood? What was it with all the black and beige? Bleh... Thank God for folks like Diana Ossana and Michelle Williams...

6) More winners should accept their Oscar like Three 6 Mafia. Now that was an acceptance speech!

7) More groups like Three 6 Mafia should be on the show!

8) John Stewart was good, but I liked Chris Rock more. Just a personal preference.