May the brown-nosing begin!

It's report card time and I already have a kid trying to suck up to me so I can boost his grade to at least a 60. The guy is the only student in my ethics class failing (miserably I must add with an abysmal 42%) and he's trying to convince me to make him pass.

If he had a 56 or 57, maybe. But a 42?? I'll need a bit more than a few sweet words and promises to boost that grade. I'm holding out for cookies and ice cream ;-P What? Were you expecting me to say cash? Puh-lease, I'm not that depraved! And besides, being pregnant and all, I have this wicked craving for ice cream...