Almost done

Five essays to go and I'm done.

Then the true test begins: shopping with my sister AND my mom...

Pray for me that I don't strangle them both. If you hear hysterical screaming coming from the Sears in LaSalle, send in the troops.

And I swear, if I try another pair of pink dress pants with sateen lining, I will lob some poor mannequin's head off.