The end is going to be a pain...

...yeah, I may have spoken too soon about my joyous gidyness regarding the end of the school year. Students are beginning to act like major idiotic morons who have nothing better to do than fart around in the hallways. You know kids, why are you beings such pricks by cluttering valuable learning space? Go outside, skip class like you mean it, don't be half-hearted about it all. If you are going to not pay attention and do nothing in class, then go all the way. Trust me, many of us, and not just teachers, would be happier about it all.

Of course, I don't mean it. That would be unethical.

Right.